He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.
(Source: spilled-weed, via heartnmavin)
Baby: M-m-m... M-m...
Mom: Mommy? Are you trying to say mom?
Baby: MAAAARK NUUUTTTT
trying to comfort a friend
(Source: popiscle, via ruinedchildhood)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
(Source: malfoysexslave, via trust)
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”